Form 2008-B · Request for Bailout
Banks got one.
Now you do.
Connect a wallet and get your official Loss Report: your worst realized L's from the last 30 days, typed up and stamped. Bailers sit at the Review Desk and swipe right to bail you out.
Read-only. A report never asks for a transaction, documents or personal details. Free to enter. Applicants are applying, not owed.
$TOODEGEN, live
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Build log
- DoneCoin live on pump.fun. Contract address published on this site, X and Telegram only.
- DoneWebsite live with official links. Telegram locked down: no admin handouts, links, files and bot ads blocked, anti-spam bot added.
- BuildingRelief Treasury: public Squads multisig, then the pump.fun creator-fee split locked to it. Address and lock tx posted before the first Bailout Friday.
- DoneThe Whale Clerk mascot: blinks, glances, puffs his spout, hops when someone gets bailed out and shakes his head at DENIED.
- DoneMeme kit: three official memes, a blank Loss Report and PAID/DENIED stamps to download.
- NextReal Loss Reports from your wallet's on-chain trades (read-only sign-in, no transaction).
- NextBailout Friday draw: random, equal odds, capped, with the entry list and seed published so anyone can re-check it.
The Review Desk
Take a seat, Bailer. Swipe right to bail an Applicant out with any amount of SOL, straight to their wallet. Swipe left to stamp it DENIED: no effect, purely emotional damage.
The Ledger
Written in permanent ink. Bailers rank by wallets bailed out, not by size. Amount comes second.
