Form 2008-B · Request for Bailout
Banks got one.
Now you do.
Connect a wallet and get your official Loss Report: your worst realized L's from the last 30 days, typed up and stamped. Bailers sit at the Review Desk and swipe right to bail you out.
Read-only. A report never asks for a transaction, documents or personal details. Free to enter. Applicants are applying, not owed.
The Review Desk
Take a seat, Bailer. Swipe right to bail an Applicant out with any amount of SOL, straight to their wallet. Swipe left to stamp it DENIED: no effect, purely emotional damage.
The Ledger
Written in permanent ink. Bailers rank by wallets bailed out, not by size. Amount comes second.